Ok DB has been getting his little plastic undies in a bunch because we’re doing all these interviews with other bands on the bill but never with him (what a diva!). So here it is, everything you’ve always wanted to know about Danger Boy.
1. What’s in the backseat of your car right now?
A couple of naked Barbie Dolls, a GI Joe and a pack of cigarettes.
2.What was the last thing you threw up?
My little plastic hands when the freak on “Deal or No Deal” said “no deal” after being offered $100k to stop being stupid.
3. What’s your favorite curse word?
4. Menthol or regular cigarettes?
I don’t smoke them, I just roll them up in my little plastic sleeve. I’m auditioning for “You’re the one that I want”
5. What’s your favorite episode of Grey’s Anatomy?
never saw it.. ditto.
6. does anyone have blackmail on me?
doesnt everyone have blackmail on me?
7. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
She-ra Princess of Power, or one of those Olsen twins.
8. When was the last time you watched T.V.?
last night. qvc, bought assorted chocolates from spain
9. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
try 30 feet.
10. Are you wearing socks right now?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
my own spit.
12. What are you wearing right now?
what i always wear…a mask, a cape, little tights, a red spandex shirt and boots.
13. Last food you ate?
14. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no. someone did add a bitchin sticker to my cape at the last locals show though.
15. When is the last time you ran?
danger boy doesnt run, he flies.
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
full contact chess, on the full contact chess channel
17. Last movie you saw?
little miss sunshine- awesome
18. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
19. Ever go to camp?
band camp, this one time…
20. Do you like sushi?
Are you in a band?
I am the 4th member of The Locals. I do not sing or play an instrument, nor am I used as an instrument. Can you guess my role?
22. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I am a kid.
23. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
No I only drink Tequilla, but I do drink it from a sippy cup, does that count?
24. What is your name?
25. Are you someone’s best friend?
no, still looking.
26. Where is your bf/gf right now?
DB flies solo.
27. What was the last thing you said?
“DB flies solo”. I say everything I type outloud.
28. What kind of watch do you have on?
None. Because I so regularly break the space time continuum, there seems little point.
29. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Tristan Rogers from General Hospital.
30. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
31. Do you have a favorite Gemstone?
I rarely wear any sort of gems. They slow me down when flying.
32. Do you go inside or thru the drive threw at fast food places?
I do fit there yes.
33. Do you have a roommate?
No. I used to live with my brother, but we had to trade him to the kidnappers for my release.. long story.
34. What is your favorite number?
Nine is awesome.
35. Do you have a dog?
Dog’s try and eat me. Do you think I’m crazy?
36. What happened in 1993?
Hair was bad, but better than in 1983.
37. Does your first memory involve your dad?
My father, John Stamos, had no idea he was my father until like 2002. We’ve never spoken. So no, and thanks for bringing it up.
38. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
My belt is breaking. The glue is coming off.
39. Do you like watching a bonfire?
I like starting bonfires.
40. Are you allergic to anything?
41. Favorite shoes that you wear all the time?
42. What have you learned from life?
pears and cheese go good together. wine is nice too.
43. Are you jealous of anyone?
spiderman. he has a great outfit and can kiss upside down. i cant kiss with a head rush. no way.
44. Is anyone jealous of you?
45. Do you hate anyone?
No. Danger Boy is all about the LOVE
46. Do any of your friends have children?
47. Do you ever take medication to fall asleep?
no. but i do take “medication” for my glaucoma…;)
48. What CD is in your CD player?
49. Do you own any band t-shirts?
yes, i own them, but they are always too big for me to wear. so i make socks out of them. i have shit load of socks. do you have any idea how many socks i can get out of one human size tshirt. it’s astounding. especially when you consider that i never wear socks, but i hate to waste so there you go.
50. Do you do your own dishes?
no. i rent them.
51. Would you date anyone covered in tattoos?
52. How old do you want to be when you get married?
54. How did you get one of your scars?
breaking up a fight between drew barrymore and al roker.
55. What was the last thing you purchased?
56. Is there anybody that wants to do you?
Is there anybody who DOESNT want to do me?