Yvonne: Hey Lauretta, which of the presidential candidates would you mostly likely write a song about and what would that song be called?
Lauretta: Is there a groovier candidate than dennis? the song would be titled elphen magick.
Yvonne:Hmmm what rhymes with Kucinich?
So your bass player Tim “sharkbutt” Brown. Does he have an actually shark butt? Like some sort of transplant or is that sharks tend to go right for his butt cheeks while feeding?
Lauretta:Sadly, sharkbutt got bit by the big bad Jerry Springer show. He is booking guests, if you can believe that. Perhaps we will see his unusual posterior on the small screen. We are seeking other anphibious players at this time.
Yvonne: Small world. Springer is where we met Kirk. He threw a chair at us and it was love at first sight. Although he don’t help me with deeese kids none. You have new cd coming out. What’s it called? And is my name in any of the song lyrics?
Lauretta: It’s an eponymous cd, I think. And all the songs are subtitled “yvonne, give me christy”
Yvonne: How dare you assume I would just “give” Christy away. But I will sell her to you for 5 guppies and a Springer appearance.